it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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