well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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