He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You pole danced in your parka.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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