My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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