Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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