so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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