MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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