he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.