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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.

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• (626): View more from California

  It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass

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• (626): View more from California

  I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?

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  I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.

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• (530): View more from California

  I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just want cinnabon and vodka.

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