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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up

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  basic color theory

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99

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• (845): View more from New York

  You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital

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• (509): View more from Washington

  In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud

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