I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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