Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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