Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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