So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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