What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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