saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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