I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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