And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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