Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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