I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink