Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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