It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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