So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Rumble strips road head = magical
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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