I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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