She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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