Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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