I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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