your thong is hanging out like whoa
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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