at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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