So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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