your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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