YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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