We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Are we still banned from the library?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I love you.
Bad choice
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