3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
they need to just BURY HIM!
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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