I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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