Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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