is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This is the high leading the old right now
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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