we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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