I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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