Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
