5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
