Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
A bitchslap is in order.
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