I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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