Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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