i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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