Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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