Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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