What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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