im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sext me about skeletons
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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