There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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