This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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