Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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