you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
honey bunches of taint.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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