Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
