Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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