we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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