I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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