"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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